Impressive!

You solved the first puzzle. Pride is not the word.

Played The Demo?

You've seen this one before haven't you. Come on, be honest!

I, The Test Subject...

You signed the contract. Now there's a paper trail at least.

Smarter Than A Toaster

You won the battle against a simple piece of technology.

Stanza Delivered

You found the hidden depths in 4 lines of meaningless verse

Test Your Meta

You took an out-of-body experience, and spent it in a toy car

Insecurity Cameras

You learned the true value of CCTV voyeurism

Waves & Signals

You picked up on all sorts of signals and exploited them

You Built A Cube

You built a cube

Thanks For Your Retention

You have been retained. Did it make you feel?

Smileyface

You are unbearably positive

You're a Machine!

You humiliated a machine in record time. Well done.

Pointless Behaviour

What did you think you'd achieve calling for help? Help?

Trophy

You liked the trophy. We thought you might like to keep it.

Rude Word

You elevated yourself above the filth and took us literally. Bravo!

Hidden Secretions

You found a new way out. Aunt Emily would be proud.