Well, look what you found there

Picked up your first Collectible

Ah, finally some peace and quiet

Collected all Collectibles

In less than 12 parsecs

Achieved Goal Time on all maps

Honor Student

Achieved Shifts Goal on all maps

Did a Thing!

Used the 'Do A Thing' menu item

Nuclear Nooby

Picked up the IDS device

Dimensional Drifter

Powered up the first generator

Symmetrical Sojourner

Powered up the second generator

Peerless Perambulator

Powered up the third generator

Extraordinaire Extrapolator

Powered up the Uber-IDS

Big Meanie

Knocked Ike over with an object

Still Alive

Made it through every level at least once without dying

Explorer of All Roads

Solved 'Choose Wisely' by choosing each battery first

Art Major

View your portrait in all dimensions

Testing the Fences

Break 20 panes of glass

Outstanding Ornithologist

Complete all levels in "The Desmond Debacle"

Eagle Eyed

Collect all collectibles in "The Desmond Debacle"

Two Drink Minimum

Achieve Shift Goal on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle"

Ludicrous Speed

Achieve Goal Time on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle"

Left or Dead?

Make it through every level in "The Desmond Debacle" at least once without dying

Astounding Automator

Complete all levels in "IKE-aramba!"

Bots beget bots

Collect all collectibles in "IKE-aramba!"

Alternating Currents

Achieve Shift Goal on all levels in "IKE-aramba!"

Short Circuits

Achieve Goal Time on all levels in "IKE-aramba!"

No disassemble!

Make it through every level in "IKE-aramba!" at least once without dying