King of PAIN

Get all Trophies in Downtown plus Trill and Grenade-A-Maid

Affliction Addiction

Get 100,000,000 points in Downtown

Rodeo Clown

Use Ed to explode 500 barrels in Clown Toss

Harder Dick's Balls

Get all of Dick's Balls in the Block Party Dumpster without resetting the scene

Trill

Get PAINful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo

2 Mill Club

Get "PAIN in the Park" and "D-Town Destruction"

Ninja pwn

Hit the Target Stuffed Ninja in every Abusement Park mode

Dude Abides

Use "The Dude" to score 30 Strikes in Bowling

D-Town Destruction

Get 2,000,000 score in PAINdemonium and Aftermath

PAIN in the Park

Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement Park and After Hours

Combo Mambo

Get 15x Combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Horsin' a Clown

Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster

Glutton

Make 30 "Eat It!" shots in "Call Da Shot"

Constipated

100th Strike

PAIN and Mane

Play 100 games of Trauma or Horse

Attention Spam

Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Grenade-A-Maid

Get Exploded 200 times in Downtown Fun With Explosives (single or multiplayer) playing any female character

Gettin’ Hoff

Use Tuxedo Hoff to get 69 million in any PAINdemonium Mode

Buzzmonkey

Score 60 Monkeys in Spank the Monkey Painful with Buzz

Helmet PI

Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car

Camera Boom

Hit 50 Cameras with Explosions

Glass Lass

Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss

Blockbuster

Use a tank to blow up the Castle Tower

Sore Spotting

Find and hit the alien artifact in both PAIN Reunion and Sports Day and the sports trophy in both PROBE and Afterglow

Secret Santa

Open all the unlocked lockers in PAIN Reunion using Santa

Handy-Capped

Complete Mad Science! PAINful without grabbing

Lo Touch

Grab teleporting Hung Lo in PAIN Reunion

Everyone's a Winner

Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympics

It's Full Of Cars

Send the black sedan through the portal in PROBE

Zoom Raider

Travel through all the secret passages in one run in The Stiffstonian, Knight at the Museum, and Fun With Explosives single player (any difficulty)

Potty Time

Dive into 3 urinals, experience some FArt, and blow up The Stinker statue in one run in The Stiffstonian

Monkey-On-Monkey

Earn gold medals in Museum Spank Normal, Hard, and PAINful with Ivan Tojakov

Bone Smoker

Throw-bomb any large dinosaur skeleton 30 times

Butter Mousetrap

Mousetrap into the toaster in The Stiffstonian without hitting the ground

MILF All Knight Long

Complete Mummy I'd Like To Fling without resetting

Tub Girl

Take the hot tub girl for a ride in the Heiny Mine in Fail Village

Snow Blown

Shoot through all the Snow Blower Launchers in one run

Ice Breaker

Break all the ice blocks in one run

Snow Ride

Grab the snowmobile and take a ride to the top of the Ski Run in Fail Village

Santa's Package

Bomb Granny with a Throw Present

12 Days of Crispness

Find and hit all the green presents in the Ski Area Fun With Explosives